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Behind the Scenes of Twilight: The Books
The Cell Phone
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Bella: -Flaunts new cellphone- Look, Eddie! The beavers gave it to me!
Edward: … What were you doing with the beavers!?!?
Bella: … Uhm… -flaunts cellphone- Look Eddie! The Beavers gave it to me!
Edward: You didn’t answer my question, noob.
Emmett: -launches self into the room- Did you say boob!?
Carlisle: LOL
Alice, who randomly appeared beside Bella and Edward: LULZ WHOZ ON UR TOP 5?
Bella: well let us see! –Scrolls through cellphone- Alice, my FAVVY SHORT HAIRED SISTA
Alice: -pelvis thrust-
Bella: MacDonalds, Emmett…
Emmett: -triumphant fist-
Bella: MACDONALDS LOL
Rosalie: That’s where I lost my virginity!
Emmett: Silly Rosalie! I’ve never been to Macdonalds…
Rosalie: …
Everybody else: LOL PWNED
Bella: and… last but NOT THE LEAST is my cwuddly Eddie – poo – poo – kwins
Edward: Oh Bella!
Bella: Oh Edward!
Bella & Edward: -slow motion running-
Esme: I BAKED KEWKIES
Carlisle: Woo!
Bella: -birds in background- Edward, I couldn’t imagine this as a more perfect moment…
Edward’s thoughts: u smell gewd…
Bella: -dry hump-
Emmett: now… where eez ma car… -light bulb- I KNOW! Macdonalds!
( Emmett runs to Macdonalds in hopes of finding his long – lost car…)
Emmett: maybe its in this here closet. –Opens closet, only to find Rosalie and the clown-
Everyone else: DESTROYED.
Emmett: I can’t believe this Rosalie! You’re cheating on me with Mr. Macdonald!
Rosalie: That’s not all Emmett… -waves her hand towards Alice- SHE IS MY CHILD
Alice: -rips off face to reveal a half man half woman clown face beneath-
Esme: AND TO THINK I GAVE YOU THAT MAKEUP
( Everyone hears disoriented grunts coming from the deep fryer of Macdonalds )
Alice: -screams bloody murder-
Carlisle: -attempts to go see what it is-
Alice: NO. CARLY, DON’T.
Carlisle: Wut. –Sees NAKED Bella and Edward- MY VIRGIN EYES
Esme: Your eyes aren’t virgin, stooped. –Palm on face-
And they lived happily ever after…
The Cell Phone
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Bella: -Flaunts new cellphone- Look, Eddie! The beavers gave it to me!
Edward: … What were you doing with the beavers!?!?
Bella: … Uhm… -flaunts cellphone- Look Eddie! The Beavers gave it to me!
Edward: You didn’t answer my question, noob.
Emmett: -launches self into the room- Did you say boob!?
Carlisle: LOL
Alice, who randomly appeared beside Bella and Edward: LULZ WHOZ ON UR TOP 5?
Bella: well let us see! –Scrolls through cellphone- Alice, my FAVVY SHORT HAIRED SISTA
Alice: -pelvis thrust-
Bella: MacDonalds, Emmett…
Emmett: -triumphant fist-
Bella: MACDONALDS LOL
Rosalie: That’s where I lost my virginity!
Emmett: Silly Rosalie! I’ve never been to Macdonalds…
Rosalie: …
Everybody else: LOL PWNED
Bella: and… last but NOT THE LEAST is my cwuddly Eddie – poo – poo – kwins
Edward: Oh Bella!
Bella: Oh Edward!
Bella & Edward: -slow motion running-
Esme: I BAKED KEWKIES
Carlisle: Woo!
Bella: -birds in background- Edward, I couldn’t imagine this as a more perfect moment…
Edward’s thoughts: u smell gewd…
Bella: -dry hump-
Emmett: now… where eez ma car… -light bulb- I KNOW! Macdonalds!
( Emmett runs to Macdonalds in hopes of finding his long – lost car…)
Emmett: maybe its in this here closet. –Opens closet, only to find Rosalie and the clown-
Everyone else: DESTROYED.
Emmett: I can’t believe this Rosalie! You’re cheating on me with Mr. Macdonald!
Rosalie: That’s not all Emmett… -waves her hand towards Alice- SHE IS MY CHILD
Alice: -rips off face to reveal a half man half woman clown face beneath-
Esme: AND TO THINK I GAVE YOU THAT MAKEUP
( Everyone hears disoriented grunts coming from the deep fryer of Macdonalds )
Alice: -screams bloody murder-
Carlisle: -attempts to go see what it is-
Alice: NO. CARLY, DON’T.
Carlisle: Wut. –Sees NAKED Bella and Edward- MY VIRGIN EYES
Esme: Your eyes aren’t virgin, stooped. –Palm on face-
And they lived happily ever after…
Literature
Bella's New Phone
-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone by it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would you prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If you haven't come to Forks then you wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim
Literature
Jacob + Renesmee Fan Fiction 3
Jacob + Renesmee 3
I walked in to the house and was hit with hellos. They came from every angle. The first was from Rosalie, followed by a hug.
Rose treated me like her own daughter; she even scolded me when I was out of line.
Next was from Emmett. He was like an older brother. He grabbed me in a giant bear hug, and held me there until Rose told him to stop.
"You're going to kill the poor girl." Rose said sternly to her husband. "Are you okay, honey?" She asked checking if I had lost a limb. If I had Emmett would surly be beheaded.
"I may be half human, but I'm pretty durable." I defended.
"You are half human, thus you are breakable." S
Literature
Twilight saga
Twilight saga book cover meanings:
Twilight: Represents the forbidden fruit. Edward cannot drink from Bella
New Moon: Represents undying love, and or a bleeding rose. Bella's literally bleeding love for edward.
Eclipse: Represents how Bella must make a decision to choose either Jacob or Edward. How she must give a little of herself to both of them, but by doing that, a little thread of both relationships come off.
Breaking Dawn: Represents how Bella changes from a human to a vampire. The red pawn stands for warmth, blood, and weakness, while the queen stands for coldness, beauty, and power.
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